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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

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'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

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'That surveillance camera...your wife put it in.'

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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'You've been killing files again.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

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"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

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'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

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'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

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"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"