Safety Sleuth Pillows

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"There's one or two snagging issues."

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"

Reporter #3: can.

'Look...this place is a health hazard!'

'Again a guy drowned with a lead contaminated doll made in China...'

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

Clickbait

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The Modern Godot

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Optician and the PI.

Secret Service Dogs

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

What security flaw?

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Gone Phishing

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Advanced Password Hint

I don't trust that guy.

"He fought like hell."

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'