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Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Toyota claims are a hoax?

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"Before the sound of lapping water commences please confirm your bank details."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

Orderly Conduct of Sales

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'