Sky Safety Sleuth Mugs

'I don't like the looks of this! - That's our captain!' (at an airport, on seeing a parachute-wearing pilot)

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Pilot with champagne.

$1: Family Secrets

'Flight simulator'

Clickbait

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

The Modern Godot

Spy Satellite

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

What security flaw?

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

Advanced Password Hint

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

Children playing with scissors in the nursery