Safe Space Seeker Pillows

The Insiders

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Big bumpers.

Space: Property of No-One

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

Safe harbour

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."