Safe Space Seeker Pillows

The Insiders

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Laboratory- risk assessor

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Big bumpers.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Space: Property of No-One

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."