Air Safety Officer Pillows

'Are we having barbeque for lunch or is here another fire?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

AI Safety Officer

Time Out For Teddy

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"Careful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"I'm going in."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.