Aviation Safety Officer Pillows

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

Birdstrike.

"Yes of course I understand how dangerous birds on the runway are. All I`m saying is was it really necessary for you to leave your aircraft and chase them yourself?"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Careful."

AI Safety Officer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Decontamination

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.