Aviation Safety Officer Mugs

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

Airplane crash

Birdstrike.

"Yes of course I understand how dangerous birds on the runway are. All I`m saying is was it really necessary for you to leave your aircraft and chase them yourself?"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"Careful."

Time Out For Teddy

AI Safety Officer

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.