Airline Safety Officer Mugs

Crash test dummy pilots

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

AI Safety Officer

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

No Smoking.

"I'm going in."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Decontamination

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today