Nuclear Inspector Gifts

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Tearing up the Iran Deal

HELLth Food Sprouts

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Time Out For Teddy

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.