Nuclear Inspector Gifts

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

Tearing up the Iran Deal

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"