Nsa Officer T-Shirts

'I read the many IRS e-mails are missing. I wonder if the asked the National Security Agency's surveillance program for copies.'

The Anti-Agent

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

AI Safety Officer

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Coup thwarting

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"International trade"

Sub Editor

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Sailor's Poker.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."