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Domestic Espionage

The Anti-Agent

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Asteroid Bennu

Europa Clipper

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Black Hole Corks

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

TSA Lines

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."