Space Agency Director Pillows

Director: US Space Research.

Let's get organized

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Life in the fastest lane.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I am not afraid of you!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Climbing to the moon

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Space rocket hits a star...

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."