Space Agency Director Pillows

Director: US Space Research.

Let's get organized

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Space exploration"

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Celestial Navigation

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Space rocket hits a star...

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Climbing to the moon

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'