Starting A New Job At A Space Agency Pillows

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

Marry me astronaut

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Parking meter on the moon.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Rubbish Carousel

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Director: US Space Research.

"Great launch party"

'I'm giving you a bigger desk, so you can take more of my work.'

'Hmm. . . no criminal record. I'm concerned you lack commitment.'

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."