Starting A New Job In Aerospace Pillows

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

The World's Easiest Airport

Marry me astronaut

The World Wide Web.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Blue Origin

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Rubbish Carousel

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Astronaut

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."