Nasa Personnel Prints

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

"Siri, find oxygen."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Birds on the wing

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Support the Troops

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."