Mission Control Staff Pillows

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Asteroid Bennu

Europa Clipper

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Black Hole Corks

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Who wants to go first?"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Happy New Year

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

Space bee

Giant stomp.