Mission Controller Pillows

'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

"No sir, we won't be using the vacuum of space to clean up any space debris that may be in the way of our missile's orbit."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Space exploration"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Giant stomp.

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

'Actually I'm a ?39,000-a-year 'Integrated Commissioning Manager' if you really must know.'

'Enough is enough! We need to find out why this keeps happening!'

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'