Flight Controller Pillows

'The flight controllers are on strike...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Employee of the Month Parking

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Two airplanes

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'I work at the airport.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Volcanic ash...

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"Student driver."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Mission accomplished.

Christmas Flights

OOPS!

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."