Air Traffic Controllers Pillows

"Ask someone with a smartphone - which gate is ours?"

Surprise

'As the plane approaches the terminal, stand in front of it and wave these lights around.'

Angel nightmares

Thru versus Through Traffic

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Employee of the Month Parking

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Two airplanes

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'I work at the airport.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'It's a slow trap.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Volcanic ash...

Grim reaper ambulance

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Christmas Flights