Flight Controller T-Shirts

'The flight controllers are on strike...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Two airplanes

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

'I work at the airport.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Volcanic ash...

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Christmas Flights

Mission accomplished.

"Student driver."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

OOPS!