Remote Control Flying T-Shirts

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Piracy on a boating lake

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Penguin Remote

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Remote control wars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control car breakdown.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Guy flying himself.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"She died doing what she loved."

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Play Rush Hour

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'They promised me a company car, and then they decided to economise...'