Mission Work Pillows

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'That's our mission statement.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Cuba applauds its doctors

A world divided by the war

Moon Lander

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Rocket to the Moon

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

Human Rights

"Victory!"

"How long has he been missing?"

"What are we doing wrong?"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"Oh that's a missionary school."

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Humanitarian Medical Work

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

'Father, maybe the things money can't buy are the most important things in life... But did you ever try to feed starving people with these things'?

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"