Mission Work T-Shirts

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'That's our mission statement.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Moon Lander

A world divided by the war

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Victory!"

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

Human Rights

"How long has he been missing?"

Rocket to the Moon

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Humanitarian Medical Work

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Oh that's a missionary school."

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

'Father, maybe the things money can't buy are the most important things in life... But did you ever try to feed starving people with these things'?

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"