Medical Missions Pillows

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Time for your pills.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Infected Macron

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Celebration in operating theatre.

"How long has he been missing?"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"He detects disease."