Medic With A Mission Pillows

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Cuba applauds its doctors

Onion operation.

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"He's a whiz kid."

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'I can't turn it off.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Injured player