Medic With A Mission Gifts

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Onion operation.

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

"He's a whiz kid."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'I can't turn it off.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."