Medic On The Move Gifts

Doctor on strike

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Little doctor.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Onion operation.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'That was quick!'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

'Spin GP'

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

I think it's candy for old people. PEZ. MEDZ.

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

"I spy something red."

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

'And HERE they are Ladies and Gentlemen! PUT YOUR hands together for Kenderwell Hospital's NEW BREED of Microsurgeon!'

"You DO have health insurance, I assume!"

"Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Parker, but those preliminary tests indicate the advisability of a few precautions."

"After reviewing your credit history, I'm going to refer you to a specialist in Mexico."

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.