Doctor With A Swing Gifts

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Onion operation.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'I had this two years ago.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms