Young Medical Prodigy Gifts

"He's a whiz kid."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Grade 2 Cellist

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Junior doctor kits.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Plastic Surgery

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'