Young Medical Prodigy Prints

"He's a whiz kid."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Grade 2 Cellist

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Junior doctor kits.

Doctors Without Borders/Lawyers Without Scruples...

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Plastic Surgery

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

'All A's and an F in penmanship. Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?'