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I'm really REALLY fine... Best not take any chances

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"It appears you have a virus."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"This feels so familiar."

"Uh-Oh!"