Medical System Enthusiast Pillows

"I'll be the health insurer looking over your shoulder."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors Discussion

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"I can't find the instructions."

"Uh-Oh!"

"This feels so familiar."

"It appears you have a virus."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."