Medical Missions Prints

Borders Without Doctors.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Time for your pills.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Infected Macron

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"How long has he been missing?"