Mission Controller Gifts

'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

"No sir, we won't be using the vacuum of space to clean up any space debris that may be in the way of our missile's orbit."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Space exploration"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

Giant stomp.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

'Actually I'm a ?39,000-a-year 'Integrated Commissioning Manager' if you really must know.'

'Houston...We have a problem.'