Mission Control Specialist Gifts

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Houston, could you tell my copilot I'm really sorry for what I said, and I'd really like to come back in now?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Space exploration"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

I think therefore I am.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'How long has your work place been human free?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."