Mission Control Specialist Mugs

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Claus 2.0

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Space exploration"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

I think therefore I am.

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'How long has your work place been human free?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It floated. I want my money back."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.