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NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Blue Origin

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Life in the fastest lane.

"I am not afraid of you!"