Mission Control Staff Gifts

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Asteroid Bennu

Europa Clipper

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"Who wants to go first?"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Black Hole Corks

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Happy New Year

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

Giant stomp.