Mission Control Personnel Gifts

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Space exploration"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'I work at the airport.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"Who wants to go first?"

Black Hole Corks

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Happy New Year

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

American Airlines Files Bankruptcy

Giant stomp.

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

Employment demands

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"So how are things back in economy?"