Space Program Manager Gifts

Giant stomp.

"Space exploration"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Let's get organized

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Day One, NASA

Director: US Space Research.

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Black Hole Corks

Employment demands

Planet is a target.

'The following program was made possible by a serious lapse of judgment in the programming department....'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'I'm a project programme manager, and I've come to save your business!'

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Irene, when is the new software manager coming in?