Space Program Director Gifts

Day One, NASA

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

Planet is a target.

Let's get organized

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Cosmonaut

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Space exploration"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

First Contact

Rocket Ark