Programs Director Gifts

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'Hang on a minute...'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Sales used to be through the roof, now they're through the floor.

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Sales tied in knots

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We like to treat all our employees as individuals. This for example is individual No. P3604."

Day One, NASA

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Reality TV

'John, I like your style, and I'll be honest, I see a lot of you in me.'

'I'd rather be high up on the Totem Pole than high up on a pedestal.'

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."