Systems Director Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly resonates with a systems director? Our collection features witty, thoughtful items designed to applaud their expertise, leadership, and love for all things tech-related. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just because! Show your appreciation for the cornerstone of any efficient organization with a gift that’s as smart as they are.

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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'If only every year was an election year.'

'If only every year was an election year.' mockup

'If only every year was an election year.'

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'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.' mockup

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

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"#Win!"

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The Rubber Ball Company

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"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer." mockup

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

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'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

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'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.' mockup

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

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"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections." mockup

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

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'Is this the new input device?'

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"I do tech support for the cloud." mockup

"I do tech support for the cloud."

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"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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Where was I?

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Pin the blame on the donkey.

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'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

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