Systems Administrator Gifts

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"I think we could work very well together."

"It's big, slow and proboably a fire hazard. But I was able to pay for it out of petty cash."

'He's our Spam expert!'

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

I think that may have been one software revision and unnecessary upgrade too many for him.

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"There's nothing wrong with your computer, I think it's all in your head."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

'Hello, tech support? I suppose you could say I'm having trouble with some of my software!'

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Wheel technical support.

Early Tech Support

Tech-Support

They want to clean my hard drive...

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'It looks like our data.'

'He's rebooting the computer '

PC repair quicker than you can e-mail Jack Robinson

'It's the back up system for when the office intranet crashes!!'

Computer Memory Issue

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!