Systems Admin Gifts

"Hold down control and shift and press escape."

Computer whisperer.

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

'I don't understand it Sir, the computers have only been down for a hour.'

Computer fight.

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

Upgrades While U Wait.

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

plain talk tech support: what the **#@%&** do you want?

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Horoscope: Aries.

Small Business Advisor - Malicious Attack Against Computers.

Caveman wheel repairers.

'The computer isn't only down, sir! It's upside down!'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'Hello, tech support? How do I uninstall my boyfriend?'

Early IT Consultants.

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

In basket-case.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'