Systems Admin Gifts

"Hold down control and shift and press escape."

Computer whisperer.

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

'I don't understand it Sir, the computers have only been down for a hour.'

Computer fight.

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

Upgrades While U Wait.

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

plain talk tech support: what the **#@%&** do you want?

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Horoscope: Aries.

Small Business Advisor - Malicious Attack Against Computers.

Caveman wheel repairers.

'The computer isn't only down, sir! It's upside down!'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'Hello, tech support? How do I uninstall my boyfriend?'

Early IT Consultants.

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Computer Bore

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'