Promotional Director Gifts

' ,,, And this is our promotional director, In fact, he was the original inspiration for one of our best selling products,'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'How fast can you hype?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Yes, can I help you?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Sales used to be through the roof, now they're through the floor.

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Andy Hamilton

"In the absence of an alternative strategy Norman is sacrificing a goat to the God of retail next door."