Space Mission Planner T-Shirts

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"We only got six days of funding."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Space exploration"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Moon Lander

God's Sticky Notes

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Rocket to the Moon

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'