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God's Sticky Notes

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Heavenly meetings.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"What are you doing?"

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"First, I storyboarded it."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'My backup special...'

'The end is near.'

Basic Shelter.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'Smart bloke.'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Fly-drive

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?