Cosmic Planner Pillows

God's Sticky Notes

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Heavenly meetings.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"First, I storyboarded it."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'My backup special...'

"What are you doing?"

'The end is near.'

Basic Shelter.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Fly-drive

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'Smart bloke.'

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'